XESSO Water-Based Creamy Lube, Unscented 8.3 Fl Oz, Thick White Gel-Like Slippery Glide, Hypoallergenic for Women, Men & Couples. Made in US & Discreet Package. Package May Vary

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in.Overall, I’d have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one’s fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me.While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor…why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet…also not pineapples.As far as appearance or resembling the “real thing”, I’d have to say it’s fairly passable, although I’d likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did.It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it’s probably not a good idea to get it in anyone’s eye (she still hasn’t let me forget that one).All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh…It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can’t confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter).Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money…ah, shot (triple sorry).Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don’t wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

Stays where you want it to stay & moistens what needed moistened. Love the consistency! This is far better then the liquid lube! Doesn’t get all over the place and way less of a hassle when trying to apply it to that sweet spot.

Its hard to write a review about this stuff on amazon without giving out tmi. But I guess we can say I’m not the one using it on me.

Wow, I never thought just lube would make self pleasure more exciting. I went a little too wild the first time and used half the bottle 😂 I will definitely buy more.

Looks like the real stuff if you know what I mean.Best one to date if it gets a little dry spray it with a little water.I just found my new lube.