Like probably almost every married man, I would prefer to have sex with my wife more often than it happens. Mine takes care of the house and our children and runs a side business that we have, so I never really give her a hard time about it, save some begging from time to time. At one point, due to a medical issue, we could not for a few months, and she walked in on me masturbating using a different brand of lube and happily took over and – as it turns out – gives amazing handjobs. We did some research and decided to choose this brand as it’s water-based and we have been using it for years. Now, after a long day when she is just tired after dinner and wants to go to sleep, and doesn’t feel like making love, she offers this and it’s fantastic. It’s brought us closer together and she loves how quickly she can give me some relief and she seems to take pride in how complimentary of her skills that I am. I can’t tell you how much this has improved my marriage and overall well-being.
Random Citizen –
Rated 5 out of 5
Kevin –
Oh boy, let me tell you about my adventure with the JO H2O Lubricant – Original! This little bottle of magic is like a slippery wizard, conjuring up a world of hilarity and unforgettable experiences!First of all, I couldn’t resist chuckling at the name. “H2O Lubricant”? Are they trying to turn me into a human water slide? I half expected to slip and slide all over the place like a kid at a water park. Spoiler alert: this stuff might be slippery, but I’m not riding any water slides here!The “Original” part of the name made me wonder if it was invented by ancient cavemen. You know, like “Joog of H20” from the prehistoric era. I couldn’t help but imagine a bunch of cavemen using this stuff while grunting and pointing at cave paintings. Ah, the joys of an overactive imagination!When I first used this lubricant, I swear I heard a heavenly choir singing. I was ready for an epic adventure! I mean, if it can lubricate things like it claims, what else can it do? Can it lubricate my car engine too? I wouldn’t mind my car running as smoothly as… well, you know.And let’s talk about the “2 oz” size. I thought I was buying a tiny travel bottle, but it turns out I could probably last a whole year on this thing! Maybe I should throw a “JO H2O Lubricant – Original” party and invite all my friends. Oh, the laughs we’ll have!In all seriousness, though, this lubricant does what it’s meant to do, and it does it well. It’s smooth, long-lasting, and adds some fun to adult playtime. Just don’t expect to slide down any water slides after using it!In conclusion, the JO H2O Lubricant – Original is a hilarious reminder that life should never be taken too seriously. Embrace the laughter, enjoy the fun, and remember that a little bottle of “H2O Lubricant” can bring joy to your life in unexpected ways! Water you doing, JO? Keep making us laugh and smile!
Kevin –
Rated 5 out of 5
Giving feedback after utilized –
Great lube! It stays slippery and wet longer than KY and Astroglide.
Giving feedback after utilized –
Rated 5 out of 5
AA –
I’ve been using JO lub for a while, and I recently got the 4 FL oz size for convenience. It’s the perfect travel buddy. What I love about it? It lasts, so no need for constant reapplication, and it’s super gentle – never caused any irritation.For both solo or with a partner, it’s a game-changer. It’s made my intimate moments way smoother and more enjoyable.I recommend it to anyone looking for a reliable and travel-friendly option. It’s worth every star! Whether you’re on the move or simply want a fantastic lubricant, this is the one to choose.
AA –
Rated 5 out of 5
Yankx –
Great product
Yankx –
Rated 5 out of 5
T –
Best stuff out there!
T –
Rated 5 out of 5
,🌷 –
Because this lube has a ph that is close to you privates, it doesn’t dry you out. I was using a different lube and was having to reapply, and that can kill the mood. But using this brand I am using half of what I was and I only half to apply at the begining.
,🌷 –
Rated 5 out of 5
CB Demented –
Bought the smaller bottle as a sample to replace a brand we’ve used for years.My wife is very sensitive and prone to yeast infections, but we’ve had zero problem with that with this lubricant. It’s a little bit thicker than some people may like, but we find this to be a bonus, and it works well with medical grade silicone toys. Fairly long lasting for a water based lubricant and we will be buying the larger size when this one runs out.Not a fan of the bottle. I’d prefer a pump, and you do need to be wary of not getting the lid closed all the way or you’ll make a bit of a mess if it’s on it’s side. Really the only negative I have for this product.
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Random Citizen –
Like probably almost every married man, I would prefer to have sex with my wife more often than it happens. Mine takes care of the house and our children and runs a side business that we have, so I never really give her a hard time about it, save some begging from time to time. At one point, due to a medical issue, we could not for a few months, and she walked in on me masturbating using a different brand of lube and happily took over and – as it turns out – gives amazing handjobs. We did some research and decided to choose this brand as it’s water-based and we have been using it for years. Now, after a long day when she is just tired after dinner and wants to go to sleep, and doesn’t feel like making love, she offers this and it’s fantastic. It’s brought us closer together and she loves how quickly she can give me some relief and she seems to take pride in how complimentary of her skills that I am. I can’t tell you how much this has improved my marriage and overall well-being.
Random Citizen –
Kevin –
Oh boy, let me tell you about my adventure with the JO H2O Lubricant – Original! This little bottle of magic is like a slippery wizard, conjuring up a world of hilarity and unforgettable experiences!First of all, I couldn’t resist chuckling at the name. “H2O Lubricant”? Are they trying to turn me into a human water slide? I half expected to slip and slide all over the place like a kid at a water park. Spoiler alert: this stuff might be slippery, but I’m not riding any water slides here!The “Original” part of the name made me wonder if it was invented by ancient cavemen. You know, like “Joog of H20” from the prehistoric era. I couldn’t help but imagine a bunch of cavemen using this stuff while grunting and pointing at cave paintings. Ah, the joys of an overactive imagination!When I first used this lubricant, I swear I heard a heavenly choir singing. I was ready for an epic adventure! I mean, if it can lubricate things like it claims, what else can it do? Can it lubricate my car engine too? I wouldn’t mind my car running as smoothly as… well, you know.And let’s talk about the “2 oz” size. I thought I was buying a tiny travel bottle, but it turns out I could probably last a whole year on this thing! Maybe I should throw a “JO H2O Lubricant – Original” party and invite all my friends. Oh, the laughs we’ll have!In all seriousness, though, this lubricant does what it’s meant to do, and it does it well. It’s smooth, long-lasting, and adds some fun to adult playtime. Just don’t expect to slide down any water slides after using it!In conclusion, the JO H2O Lubricant – Original is a hilarious reminder that life should never be taken too seriously. Embrace the laughter, enjoy the fun, and remember that a little bottle of “H2O Lubricant” can bring joy to your life in unexpected ways! Water you doing, JO? Keep making us laugh and smile!
Kevin –
Giving feedback after utilized –
Great lube! It stays slippery and wet longer than KY and Astroglide.
Giving feedback after utilized –
AA –
I’ve been using JO lub for a while, and I recently got the 4 FL oz size for convenience. It’s the perfect travel buddy. What I love about it? It lasts, so no need for constant reapplication, and it’s super gentle – never caused any irritation.For both solo or with a partner, it’s a game-changer. It’s made my intimate moments way smoother and more enjoyable.I recommend it to anyone looking for a reliable and travel-friendly option. It’s worth every star! Whether you’re on the move or simply want a fantastic lubricant, this is the one to choose.
AA –
Yankx –
Great product
Yankx –
T –
Best stuff out there!
T –
,🌷 –
Because this lube has a ph that is close to you privates, it doesn’t dry you out. I was using a different lube and was having to reapply, and that can kill the mood. But using this brand I am using half of what I was and I only half to apply at the begining.
,🌷 –
CB Demented –
Bought the smaller bottle as a sample to replace a brand we’ve used for years.My wife is very sensitive and prone to yeast infections, but we’ve had zero problem with that with this lubricant. It’s a little bit thicker than some people may like, but we find this to be a bonus, and it works well with medical grade silicone toys. Fairly long lasting for a water based lubricant and we will be buying the larger size when this one runs out.Not a fan of the bottle. I’d prefer a pump, and you do need to be wary of not getting the lid closed all the way or you’ll make a bit of a mess if it’s on it’s side. Really the only negative I have for this product.
CB Demented –
Tim Abeyta –
Thanks
Tim Abeyta –
Bret Cross –
Always use more lube!
Bret Cross –