Sex Machine Love Machine with 3.5 Inch Suction Cup Adapter Automatic Thrusting Dildo Machine with 3 XLR Connector Fucking Machine 8 Attachments for Male and Female Health & Household

3.0 out of 5 stars

Not worth the money

I read all reviews prior to my purchase. The reviews that this machine bogs down at the sign of any pressure is correct. It cannot handle any type of pressure. The motion or thrusting seems to be ok but you do not get the full affect. You get what you pay for.

4.0 out of 5 stars

Great thrusting power, poor suction power.

The speed levels and sturdiness is really good. But the suction base is really bad quality, it will definetely move if you speed up more than half the speed.

1.0 out of 5 stars

Not worth the money

It worked for the first few times but it made a funny sound then stopped working. It’s not worth the money when its only used 5-6 times then stops working.

4.0 out of 5 stars

Toys all the same size…

Only complaint is the selection of toys are pretty much all the same size with the exception of the thin one. It would have been nice to swap out one of the bigger toys for some sort of middle ground between that and the other ones.

2.0 out of 5 stars

Suction cups suck

Suction cup doesn’t suction. Motor is weak.

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4.0 out of 5 stars

Does the job

First off, this machine is not perfect. The machine is light weight, a decent range of positions, and small enough to get back in its box and in a drawer; all while being inexpensive. The attachments sent with the unit are… alright – but you can easily find a suction cup attachment to use your preferred toy of choice. It is moderately easy to use, and it is comfortable when you find the right position for both yourself and the machine.What I don’t love about it?The attachments sent – they’re hilariously small or way too flexible to easily use while it’s attached to the machine. 2 attachments are excellent and they made my enjoyment of this machine possible.The suction cups kind of suck and with the cord lengths it’s something that has to be throughly thought out to have everything where you want and need it. On just the mattress, it does slow to moderate acceptably – However on jackrabbit speed it gains sentience and will run amok. I might invest in a nightstand to adhere this to but at the moment I’m still figuring out what works and what doesn’t. There’s some trial and error to get it in the right spot so it can get your spot On slow speeds, it doesn’t have enough torque to thrust. To be fair, it wasn’t super secured to anything so that might have contributed. Medium to high speeds have plenty of torque but you’re going from 0-100 fairly quickly and that’s not my usual play style. Again, probably with time I’ll perfect the speed dial and it’ll be smooth sailing. What I’m indifferent about:Noise- I’ll give them the 50 db rating. That seems fairly accurate. Even on max, it isn’t audible outside of my room – except by my door frame. This machine isn’t over subtle, but at its price point it’s within the reasonable expected noise level.Thrust length – personally? I’d love for the thrust length to be about twice what it is. But positioning the toy where I want it to end up before turning it on at full extension seems to be easier than adjusting on the fly. Even a 6 inch toy moving about 2 inches feels good but I’d love more travel for a more realistic experience.Bottom line though? Easier than dealing with men, goes as long as you need it to, won’t wake the neighbors, and the range of toys you can use with it is impressive when you get the suction cup attachment. A little more low end torque, less fiddly machine adjustments and longer travel of the pushrod would make this unit a must buy.

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4.0 out of 5 stars

The good the bad and the screaming

The good the bad and the screamingFirst off let’s look at the bad the base with the suction cups are very difficult to find a place that it’ll fit in order for you to use it suction cups don’t do well on bedsheets etc. I purchased a 12 x 20 baking pan and put some adhesive sandpaper on the bottom and mounted it with that. The plastic casing is a little cheap I’m not sure about the durability long-term. The adjustments are very difficult to use while it shows many angles it can go to you find that they are notched and sometimes you need the angle to be in between those notches to get perfect so you have to settle for one too high or one too low and then make adjustments with you from there. The male toy I guess is designed for less than average men shall we say. It can be a little difficult to use at first. For my wife the adjustments with it setup down and low mostly straight aren’t that difficult to get the right action but for me either sitting or laying in the bed requires quite a bit of trial and error to the point that you almost give up due to the fact that it does not have a lot of power in the unit and if things aren’t perfectly lined up it just sits there and hums rather than moving.The good is that the price is great compared to other units on the market the compact size makes it portable to take with you on trips and to use it honestly anywhere you want but you have AC power. The great assortment of female toys that come with it and those that are available to purchase extra has my wife wanting to experiment with it more.The screaming. Well screaming is very descriptive of the end result for my wife along with tightly clutching pillows the mattress anything else is available and along with the screaming comes words out of her mouth that I believe are in an unknown language. As for me I don’t scream but my wife describes my reaction as someone having a deep voice of a demon speak through them as I have an epileptic seizure.Bottom line highly recommended for women men will not use it as often due to the complexity of getting it set up right but on those occasions that a man does use it it is quite the experience

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3.0 out of 5 stars

Doesnt include app controller

Product works great BUT it doesnt come with the app controller thats supposed to be included. Good news though they sell it seperately for $55….There is no way to contact the company via Amazon or there website directly. So all and all youre looking at almost $150, just keep that in mind if youre comparing other machines

4.0 out of 5 stars

Wow!!!

I ordered this last night was hoping it would be here when i woke up. Close it got here a little bit after i woke up and omg. I couldn’t wait to try. Talk about wow. I got this cause i got divorced last year and well til im ready to be with someone else i needed something to help keep me fulfilled. So worth the money. Yes the attachments are a little flimsy but in a good way in my opinion. They fill real its nice. None of the hard plastic crap. The machine is a little loud but not like omg you can’t use it if you go on trips or have room mates. Definitely a good substitute till i can find an amazing real replacement. Not sure how good the suction cups are as i used my feet to hold it in place..

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4.0 out of 5 stars

First time “f machine” buyer. HUGE potential, but 1 major gripe.

$100 doesn’t get you much. So I thought.Also keep in mind this machine is used for anal. I’m also somewhat anal about the parts used in something I may put inside me. I also have large dildos/toys (and this adds to the issue).—————SHORT STORY LONG—————–The machine itself is a little flimsy, it’s plastic, but it’s overall very sturdy. Nothing wrong with the unit at all.BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, The A/C adapter….. it’s a joke, right?PLEASE Auxfun tell me why did you choose such a cheap power adapter? It spits out 0-24V and it’s max current is 1 amp. YES, 1 amp – that’s peak. That’s not even enough current to fast charge a mobile phone now.This [1 amp] current is well below the specifications of the motor inside. The A/C adapter constantly fails and flickers because it’s overloaded. I give it 24 volts and the little circuitry inside just can’t handle the workload…The motor in the sex machine will far outlive and outdo that little A/C adapter.Please do yourselves a favor, spend an extra $20-$30 for a 0-24 volt adjustable power supply (obviously a corded one, of course!).I understand some people may not be comfortable not using the adapter that came with the machine, and that’s ok, but this review isn’t for you.I tested my lab bench supply @ 20v and around 1.5 amps, and the difference in that 500ma is CRAZY. Much more force capability. Now imagine if you had that headroom when you needed it at full speed? We’re not talking engines here either!With all that in mind, this machine would be a perfect budget (and first time) bargain if the manufacturer just supplied a higher amperage adapter!

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3.0 out of 5 stars

Is it worth the buy ? yes

I give this machine a 7.5 / 10Why ????You have to have the perfect set up for it to work out. Don’t bother using the suctions. it won’t work. Personally I use 2 15lb dumbbells.Noise level who cares lol im getting busy here gone head. But if you’re trying to be discreet just wait till you’re alone honestly.If your aunty meow meow is tighter than most you’ll have to up the speed but be careful don’t wanna slip somewhere else.I wasn’t to fond of the adjusters.Overall it matches the prices and will eventually get the job done. Just will take a lil patience and work to get everything set up and in place.

6 people found this helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars

Yup it works

The box is plain and marked “massager” so it sits on the same shelf as my other massagers. It’s literally hiding in plain site.Next up is the plethora of d*cks you can choose from. Sure they are all similar but think about it like this, if you were to be sampling the menu, if you know what I mean, you’d want a selection of only the best and that is what you have here.And it is capable of giving pleasure on the lowest setting. I’m hard to please so I was very surprised at the final outcome. Let’s just say I’ve learned my lesson and will put a towel down. That so rarely hapoI have no floor that will accept suction. From two of the most common positions you can literally just hold it with your feet.I found the cord for the dial to be plenty long enough. It is very sensitive, and the ramping up goes smoothly.

9 people found this helpful

2.0 out of 5 stars

Filmy

Could only use in one position. The arm isn’t strong enough to hold the machine in a downward angle, could only use doggy.

5.0 out of 5 stars

God daaaaayyyyyymmmm

Okay cons…would work much better suction cupped down because it can tip forward easy & extension makes it a bit unstable. If you back up into the trusts or try to counter trust, it gets a bit bogged down.But other than that holy Mary mother of god!!!! I cranked that bad boy all the way up and though I was going to pass out from pleasure. Very very happy with this purchase!!!!

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5.0 out of 5 stars

Couples fun, solo fun… Don’t wait but one NOW!!!

This is an amazing machine we got tons of use out of it and wifey was VERY HAPPY w it – I never tried it (not into that but hey whatever floats ur boat)And best of all when it broke down the company was more than happy to send a replacement- not a new part or warranty… A WHOLE NEW UNIT!!!That’s customer service at 100%A must have for couples looking to have fun (a little DP action without the 3rd wheel ), or even solo for her when she’s feeling lonely or some vouyer for me because I like to see her in amazement and I love to see her toes look like there gonna snap off!PS: Lay a towel down because it really hits that spot and makes an AMAZING mess Don’t get jealous guys!!! It’s a machine!!! If you think anything other than that you ain’t treating your woman right!Super easy to setup. Point, tighten screws, click in and GOOOOOOOOOOO.Don’t spend the money on $400 + machines this thing is legit – BUY IT!

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5.0 out of 5 stars

5 stars for what it is

So I bought this back in July, and wanted to try it for a bit before writing a review.It’s GREAT for what it is. Aka, price, attachments, etc. I used to work at an adult store so I know my stuff but I couldn’t convince myself to purchase something over 200 bucks just in case I didn’t end up liking it. But this is a great starter product.The power is good, thrusting isn’t much but you can just, ya know, move with it. (Gorilla Grip is not recommend because it stops the mechanism)The noise is alright as well, not the most quiet BUT I was expecting a lot worse considering the price point. (Even expensive ones are loud)The toys themselves are mediocre but I do really enjoy the suction cup attachment.The anchors are absolute trash but just put it up against something semi sturdy and ️.Overall: 5/5 because it exceeded my expectations by a LOT.

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3.0 out of 5 stars

Good starter

It slides a bit more than we would have liked, but otherwise it works as expected.

3.0 out of 5 stars

Great place to start

So it’s great as a starter for this kind of thing. It’s not even close to how I would imagine a high value one but it will do the trick. It goes plenty fast but not long strokes/thrusts. It only thrusts about 2.4-2.6 inches but at high speeds that’s honestly great.It’s not strong at low speeds like it won’t really work properly and it kind of stutters a bit but once you start going on the higher speeds the thing gets stronger and won’t stutter.It does not hold it position at all.. it’s made of plastic and instantly loses its position once you push back on it at all but if you can find certain things to support it and keep it at the angle you want it works wonders.Overall I’d say it’s like 7/10 for functionality10/10 for price6/10 for sturdinessIt will work for beginners very well or as a starter machine.Also the toys it includes aren’t terrible I only stick to the ones that don’t have balls but they are very soft yet a firm core

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5.0 out of 5 stars

Works great

I had this for a year now, and it works great

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2.0 out of 5 stars

Want to love it but…

I want to love this but every time I use it, no matter what position I try I end up rubbed raw or with sores. I also wish it made use of the connectors and had vibrating or such with the toys it comes with, at least one! Also highly recommend the remote/app extra.

4.0 out of 5 stars

Suction isn’t that great

The product actually worked really well. I was surprised for the price. I tried this on metal, wood, and a couple other materials and it never stayed sectioned that well. It would be worth purchasing separate clamps of something to hold it down better. I didn’t really need all the other accessories that came with it, but it’s good having options. I was really only impressed by 1 or 2 of the additional items that came with the product. Either way, it was a good value

2.0 out of 5 stars

Breaks easy

The fittings shouldn’t be made out of plastic, it’s pretty loud if you have kids below or beside you. The legs with suction doesn’t work so we screwed it to the bottom of our custom built bed.. The screws that hold the adjustment don’t stay fastened for very long either.

3 people found this helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars

Fun Product!!!!

This product works great. Power and speed is good, just need to be careful on the alignment and the amount of pressure you apply. It is easy to setup, quiet, comes with a nice assortment of attachments and the connecting system works great. Customer service responds quickly and is very helpful in resolving any issues. Great product for the price and is recommended that you purchase this product, You will be glad that you did.

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2.0 out of 5 stars

Cord is crap

It worked only a few times then the adapter quit working! So it’s just paper weight.

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5.0 out of 5 stars

It’s great but replace the toys.

Ok you’re looking at this review because you want one of these machines. For the money, it is fantastic. However, the quality of the toys and the power adapter is not the best. I highly recommend getting a suction cup adapter so you can use your standard toys with this, as well as a Vaculock adapter for those toys if you wish, and you can even get an adapter to use HiSmiths higher quality toys for their $500 machines. The power adapter as well is very cheap, I along with other reviewers recommend buying a universal DC power adapter and using that instead. The motor will run better and even faster. Bottom line, buy one of these but prepared to spend money on upgrades.

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5.0 out of 5 stars

Was great while it lasted

Home boy stopped working today and I’ve never been so devastated didn’t even last a year of infrequent use.RIP April 2022 – Dec 2022Update: company reached out and sent a free replacement. Last one might have been defective, but we’ll see if the new one lives longer. It’s a great product when it lastsUpdate p2: the replacement broke yesterday lol. Again, good while it lasted, just don’t expect it to last long. It can’t handle any sort of push back without the motor giving out.

6 people found this helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars

To quote one of my favorite film characters…

“OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I’VE FOUND YOU!”

6 people found this helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars

It worth every penny

I am truly satisfied

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4.0 out of 5 stars

Use a condom

I don’t want to do too much TMI on this but ladies… please read the directions about USING A CONDOM with these. They recommend it, and I didn’t have time to run to the store when I wanted to use this. so I washed them to the best of my ability. After 3 consecutive days of use… I have gotten the WORST yeast infection I have ever had in my life. Please beware of this fact, use that CONDOM PLEASE.

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4.0 out of 5 stars

greater starter

Great value machine. If you use heavier toys the power isn’t as strong in the thrust. This is a nice started machine to see if it is something you are into. The attachments that come with it are small so half can’t really be used but would be great for beginners.