Hismith Table Top 2.0 Pro – Premium Sex Machine with APP/Remote/Wire 3 in 1 Control, Love Machine with KlicLok System Adjustable Angle & Thrusting Speed Fucking Machine Gun for Men and Women

Should have bought this in the first place! Don’t spend your money on the small ones on the market. And don’t DIY one. This is definitely worth the money and I can’t believe the amount of power that the 100W motor puts out. Get yourself ready, drink lots of water and carve out three hours of your life for bliss. You’re going to sleep like a baby tonight.

The media could not be loaded.  Oh my gosh this thing is so so so quiet!! I couldn’t believe how quiet it was. I’ve heard other brands act MUCH louder to the point of being obnoxious but this machine just has a pleasant buzz you almost forget about. It is also very very very sturdy. Heavy. Doesn’t rattle around or move when in use. It’s really really pretty- shimmery!! I love the color. The accessory is also made very well. Very high-quality. The case it came in is very nice too! I’ve used cheaper machines so I know that this is worth the price. The remote works well- the on and off button is very large which is a feature I appreciate.

The media could not be loaded.  absolutely love the color. super easy to use with app and control options. lightweight and easy to pack away. adjusts to meet a variety of bodies types and needs. definitely recommend!

Where to even start with such a great machine?!Well let’s go with whats probably you’re biggest question: is it *really* worth the money? YES. Yes yes yes!-The travel bag is legit. The machine was shipped to me in the travel bag, inside a box (discreetly!) without any bubble wrap, packing peanuts, or anything extra to keep it safe. And it was totally fine. It comes with a styrofoam insert that sungly fits the machine & cords, and everything is kept safe.-No Assembly Required!! Just plug it in & it’s ready to use!-The pop-on connector for the toy part is truly a stroke of genius. It’s totally secure, and it’s so simple to use. There’s many other toys with the special pop-on connector base you can order for it. And if you already have some toys with a suction cup base, they also make an attachment to stick suction-base toys to, which I will definitely be buying ASAP.-It comes with a wireless remote AND a hand-dial style remote that was really great at controlling slow speeds. This was perfect for me as a “first-time user” who was unsure what I would be able to physically handle. It starts out VERRRY SLOW, so don’t be nervous to try it!-It runs super smooth. No wobbling, no jerking, nothing unexpected.-The angle of the toy is easily adjustable. Also you can use it in a standing up position which is totally crazy-awesome!

This does the job and as the first machine I have ever owned, I was happy with what I was given in terms of what I wanted it for. Though nice in function, I should make notes of a few things that may not matter to you but I do know of things that need work!!PACKAGING:The packaging was tidy and organized via cutouts in the foam inside a decent canvas bag. It should hold up with the lighter weight of the machine. On arrival however the cellophane/ plastic seal was breached somehow around the main body of the machine. ( may be temperature changes, but I do not know.Getting the machine itself out was quite the task. Because of the slightly small compartments , the machine creates “dents” in the semi rigid foam so it ends up catching. I had to cut portions out to make the machine slide in and out of the bag easily. The premium machine does not have this issue.The Machine Itself(cliffnotes)The machine is relatively low profile;Sleek and not bulky. All a person would have to do is plug in the AC adapted and control box(via this odd 4 prong connector I had only seen on my scooter and hoverboard.) Then, press the switch!IT IS RELATIVELY QUIET compared to other machines I was exposed to at expos but those were heavy duty ones meant for dungeon spaces or something where sound wasn’t a factor. In a decent speed it is not overly distracting!The toys that were made for it click on easily and is nice to swap.(I only use the suction plate for my pre-owned suction toys for the tests and 1 *stock* dildo with it as I was not given others.)Angles can be adjusted!I am still testing its ability to maintain the power with the change in angle)The movement is smooth and not too jerky so I enjoyed that, but could not slow it down enough without it stopping due to the resistance of even relaxed walls. It’s a bit fast on the slowest I can get it.This model came with a Bluetooth remote and the control box. It was nice to have something I can hide in my hand in videos and control so that was a wonderful feature to have!! NOTE: The machine is not operable without the control box using the remote controller!!!! You cannot used the remote on it’s own.SAME AS USING THE APP!(more info toward the end) THE APP WILL NOT FIND IT WITHOUT THOSE BEING CONNECTED/ FUNCTIONAL!!NOTES: On the lowest settings it will barely move but I doubt is was meant to go super slow due to the lack of strength of the motor trying to drive a toy into even lubed territory without momentum.On higher settings, it has a tendency to scoot forward on flat surfaces as this has no suction cup or restraint means to prevent this. I planned on using the handle hole as an anchor point if I need to strap it down.VERTICAL CONFIGURATION:(using the Allen wrench included and affixing the plate to the side. You then place the machine upwards. ) I found that it is a bit too short for standard penetratration and I am 5″4. Squatting became a painful affair and it shouldn’t be.( I had to stack items to get the height I need. If these came with the extended arm that would be wonderful but I think it will tip over ,especially if that plus a heavy toy was involved.Overall I believe that this machine is perfect for vaginal play and a bit of speedy anal if you are into that. Large doys are not recommended as that was not the target for this. Standard or slightly larger toys are fine but trust me on this.The app is finicky and is in need of some tweaks to optimize and modernize the functions. Many are complaining of the item not being discovered and it was not clear on troubleshooting . Remote play is one of the features I have yet to test as of now but I am in the process later(Will update this)The location services of your phone must be active and you have to connect your Bluetooth through it and not the phone. Have the Bluetooth off and go into the hismith app with the machine on. After that, it should ask for it to connect to Bluetooth and allow. It should find this now. It uses a swipe up to speed up and down. For the opposite. It is a neat feature,but the interface could be better..I have no use for the app as of now. With the machine and controller it is fun. I just wish the device had a way that it would not require the box laying around just to use the remote.There is a lot here bit I hope it is of some use to you curious couples and soloists!Enjoy yourself!