Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max – Premium Sex Machine with APP/Remote/Wire 3 in 1 Control, Love Machine with KlicLok System

At some point I’ll upload a video review.So, I spent a great deal of time going back and forth between machines and brands and ultimately settled on the Hismith Pro with remote and app 48W for a few reasons. Hismith has quality products, the machine has some really cool features, comes with a 1 year warranty, wasn’t outrageously expensive, and boasted a 6” stroke range. My biggest concern was that it wouldn’t have enough power to penetrate unless it was moving past starting speed and I knew that would be uncomfortable if not actually painful. After scouring through reviews and even talking with Hismith customer support on their direct site (who said it was difficult to really compare the force of the two, but said 48W was ok) I decided to go for the 48W model instead of springing for the 100W version.I’m not a size queen so I’m not using 5lb dildos and I’m not huge into anal, however, because I don’t have sex (with men) anymore or use dildos (very rarely) my lady bits are pretty tight. Let me tell you, this machine had no problem pushing in there on the lowest setting. In fact, I adjusted the stroke and it really plunged in there and took me by surprise. Lol. I didn’t have to adjust the speed and it didn’t stall out. I couldn’t help but try it out once it arrived, so I’ve only used it once but first impressions are very positive! I was concerned that because it has such a low profile that it wouldn’t be suitable for missionary but it works perfectly fine for that, just adjust the angle the way you see fit and get comfortable. It’s quite small but the long flat body and weight really anchors it to the bed. Setting it up was literally a snap and it is SO quiet. I have roommates and wasn’t remotely concerned that someone might hear it, in fact, my vibrator is louder than it and that can’t be heard outside the door. I would definitely recommend this and see fun times ahead. My *only* quip is that I wish the slowest speed was just a little bit slower to simulate those really slow languid strokes but I’ll just warm up a little more next time and it’ll be gravy.

This machine is awesome. The biggest downfall I felt right away was the cold piece it comes with. Not like being with another human. When you buy an attachment buy a warming one. OMG! Worth every penny. Had to buy the attachment that allows you to put a suction cup to it and a warming dildo that isn’t so monstrous that you can enjoy it. I believe men make these dildos. They think we want monsters. I want long but thin. Cant find one on the market… so I had to compromise with the best I could get… and I can say I am not disappointed. When you set it up add a blanket or something behind it while using it on the bed… it will get away from you if you don’t. I seriously think I will keep adding attachments to this. and seriously may never want to be with a man again. Why bother! LOL! SO empowering. Squirted more than I ever have in my life. I am a squirter anyway but seriously… I will need a new mattress after adding this machine to my life. Hope for men they have a warming flashlight puss too! The cold attachments just don’t do. Enjoy no need for human interaction. Pleasure!

I already own the Hismith premium machine and wanted to add this to my growing collection. This is a smaller version of the premium machine but it packs just as much power as the other. As with all Hismith products the carrying case is top notch with a zippered fabric bag and well padded foam interior, this is by far some of the best packaging I’ve come across on a toy like this. This version is more compact and the flat base makes it ideal for use on the bed or other soft/unstable surfaces, it does get a little bit “bouncy” when you start to get into the higher speed range but that just adds a new set of sensations to the mix. There is a single knob to adjust the penetration angle making any adjustments quick and easy and doable in just a few seconds. I also really liked that this unit is very easy to stand on end with the included “tail-piece” which allows it to be used vertically while in a standing position ; opening up a number of new opportunities and positions. This unit connected seamlessly with the Hismith app that was already installed on my phone and it works the same as the other machine I own, giving you the ability to play solo, on-line in group rooms, or sending a private link to someone else to control your unit (which is my favorite). I haven’t tried yet to see if I turn both of them on if it will control them both at the same time or not, I’ll be testing that out soon. All in all this is a great little machine and it will definitely take care of you. I 100% recommend getting this or another Hismith machine!

If you secure this machine to a surface, it will put in motion almost anything out there. I strongly recommend getting the 4.5″ suction cup adapter. The sturdiness of this adapter allows for some crazy modifications!The machine does what it was designed to do and it does it very well. This thing is made to last. All components are high quality. Build quality is second to none. That remote thing it comes with is an absolute must!Hismith Table Top 2.0 Max is worth your money. GET ONE!

I can’t believe I waited almost two years to get this after I seen it online. Definitely a way better machine than I thought it would be. I opted for the 100 watt machine for some reviews said the 48 watt machine didn’t have enough power. This machine doesn’t lack power at all. I would definitely recommend dishing out the money for this as you will surely be happy you did.